Get more money for
what you’re good at.
3-week website copy that strikes the match, lights the fuse & launches your adventure sky high.
You’re selling to Real Live Humans.
Let’s make sure you sound like one.
Gone are the days of 8th-grade English stuffiness & leaving double spaces between sentences.
Because you don’t have to be stiff to be taken seriously — and we’re here to prove it.
Ready to sound like yourself, while scoring veritable boatloads* of new business?
*Note: Neon water safety vests not included.
“Thanks to Jess, we’ve hired 3 new people to keep up with demand.”
“Since implementing just one small portion of Jess’ words 3 months ago, we are literally so busy I can't make anything fast enough.
Our business has more than doubled because of her copy, and it hasn’t even gone live on our site yet.”
— Megan Schmer
Owner | Olive & Olde’s
The 3-Week Website
Our signature service that gets high-converting copy in your hands faster than you can say, “Holy heckeroni with a side of jeez.”
Investment ϟ $12k for everything below
Essential Strategy
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We fall face-first into Amazon reviews, Reddit forums, yearly conversion data scrapes, and competitor websites to get our pulse directly on your industry.
Hear that heartbeat?
It’s what helps us zero in on what’s working best — so we can break the rules effectively.
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If you aren’t sure what your business’ voice sounds like, don’t sweat it — that’s literally our bread & butter.
(Bread and butter are also our bread and butter. Mmmm, butter.)
Together, we’ll craft the copy that sounds just like you, but better.
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Incredible copy doesn’t happen in a vacuum. In fact, it’s besties with design.
That’s why our copy comes visually mapped out via Google docs.
This means you can easily add your feedback directly in the margins —
and have clear direction on what text to put where, which headings are bigger than others, and where buttons should live (so they do their job best).
We know the bizarre tricks of the trade & take the mystery out of making a name for yourself.
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From the second they land on your site, let’s make ‘em swoon. Your copy is a giant, nonnegotiable piece of the puzzle — but it’s still just a piece.
We take a gander at the big picture to ensure users have a grand ol’ time whilst giving you dollars.
Core Pages
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Anyone who says not to read a book by its cover is lying to themselves. We make sure your cover converts.
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Let’s make it clear why they should convert to the Church of You, you plucky little renegade.
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Sell your services or product without sleazy overpromising or false pressure. It’s wholesome, no-nonsense selling (because that’s who we want to buy from).
This page works well to highlight one signature service/product or feature 3 high-level snapshots of services or showcase 5 short product descriptions.
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Help your people connect with you quickly — while qualifying leads with a couple simple questions.
Finishing Touches
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Explode your list like gangbusters (not Ghostbusters) with pop-ups that are proven to convert 20% better than our competitors.
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Raise roofs, eyebrows & expectations with the 140-character Instagram bios that instantly communicate why folks should care.
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Once you (or your designer) puts the copy into action, always feel free to send us a quick email!
We’re happy to do a final recorded video walkthrough of any small optimizations we’d make so your new copy makes waves.
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Build a skosh of trust in seconds & create brand consistency with the on-screen confirmation text for new subscribers.
“Since Jess rewrote my site, the number of inquiries I’ve gotten has nearly tripled.”
— Lindsey Anderson
Owner | Six Leaf Design
“I truly cannot recommend Jess enough. The impact she’s had on my business is literally invaluable.”
— Shirin Eskandani
Owner | Wholehearted Coaching
Everything we do here, we do with Verve & Vigour.
Curious about our condensed timelines?
All projects are tackled in just 3 weeks to keep the excitement, integrity, and momentum of the project cranked to max.
We’ve found this works well for super busy & neurospicy folks who find it tricky to show up consistently for feedback.
This isn’t three years of sticky back-and-forths. It’s three weeks of structured action.
All of the results. None of the overwhelm.
During our 3 weeks, we can tackle one big Kahuna project, like:
Full web copy
Home pages that attract YOUR people. About pages that breed fans. Sales pages that actually, y’know, make the sale.
Complete funnels
Why did the chicken subscribe to your email list? To be consistently floored by your genius — while you play with the profits.
Print collateral
Score the signage, posters, billboard one-liners & bold product lines that pave the way more customers.
Pitch decks
Make it easy for investors & media outlets to say OMG, YES! more often. More personality in your pitch, less missed opportunities.
Brand strategy
You don’t blend in —we make it obvious. Let’s pinpoint what makes Your Thing magnetic & amplify its spark ‘til it catches.
Ad suites
From initial concepts & full copy to final image direction, we get eyes & clicks on what you care about most.
Investment ϟ $12k
Not seeing what you need?
Custom projects make us do The Macarena with wanton abandon. Just holler down the well to talk details.
A couple little ditties
we’re proud of:
We wrote the product description for Nike’s best-selling tennis shoe of all time to celebrate its anniversary.
The #1 most-visited blog post on Squarespace in 2021 was conceived, researched, and written by us.
Of the hundreds of posts (contributed by multiple writers), out of the top 20 blogs on the Acuity Scheduling website, 16 were written by us.
Our product signage for Olive & Olde's lead to a 25% increase in sales at markets and they've hired 3 new employees to keep up with demand.
“When Jess changed one section on our site, we increased sign ups by a full 7.2% within weeks.”
“That increase means thousands of new users for us and more revenue down the line. Whatever you need to do to hire Jess, do it. Thank me later.”
— Gavin Zuchlinski
Founder | Acuity Scheduling
“Do you want to work with a copywriter who brings unparalleled enthusiasm — and does it right, every time?
Look no further.”
“Jess always delivered on deadline, and nailed our brand voice and tone. She integrated seamlessly with our cross-functional team, without even being in the office.
From the kickoff meeting to weekly status updates to final hand-off, Jess made working with a third party extremely stress-free and fluid.”
“With limited in-house bandwidth for copywriting projects both large and small, Jess came in CLUTCH.”
— Erin Chambers
VP Customer Acquisition & Retention
oVertone | Allure’s Best of Beauty Winner 2021
“Jess’ genius ad copy has gotten us so many new leads for YEARS.”
“And when it was time for an update, we came straight back for more.
Don't even look at another copywriter. Don't do it. I will poke your eyeballs out.”
— Joanna Tiger
Co-Founder | Three Boudoir Studio
Stuff you’ll want to know before giving us money:
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These are full copy packages that tackle bigger scopes on our signature intensive timelines.
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Our signature 2-week website suite is $12,000 without any adjustments to the scope.
Typically, it’s a 50% deposit upfront and 50% at project completion. 3-installment payment plans are totally possible, and we can talk details on our freebie call. Kewl?
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Look at you, you little overachiever!
The short answer: sorta.
The longer, more nuanced answer: before kicking off, you’ll get a carefully-developed quiz in your inbox that catches us up on the basics & helps us make the most of our time together. It takes about 20 minutes, and sets the foundation for our future adventures.
You'll also have your copy to review & comment on through two rounds of revisions.
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You can self-reschedule your intensives up to 72 hours in advance with absolutely zero penalty, because LIFE. (Your reschedule date is subject to availability.)
If you cancel within that window, we’ll be annoyed, but won’t charge you. #realtalk
Intensives are non-refundable, but can be rescheduled for up to 6 months.
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Great question! You’ll need moderately open availability over these 2 weeks to make the most of our time together.
We’ll have 2 calls total, and you’ll want some time to read your copy, process it overnight, and provide comments each document.
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No matter the project you have in mind, let’s rap about it. From political campaign speeches to 38-page websites, we’ve done it all — and might be able to do it for you, too.
Iffens you’re looking to add additional pages, a good rule of thumb is that we’ll need an extra 48 business hours and $4k per extra page.
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Each and every copy project is drafted, edited & finalized by our founder, lead copywriter & shouty mastermind, Jess Manuszak.
With over a decade in the industry and hundreds of major brands under her Batman utility belt, it’s time for GO-GO-GADGET BIZ GROWTH.
While we may bring in occasional contractors to brainstorm with, Jess’ expertise spearheads every client adventure.
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According to New York state wildlife expert, Richert Thomas, woodchucks can (and do) chuck around 700 pounds of wood.
“Not to sound like a Disney movie, but when I found Jess all my fears went away.”
“Jess has talent for SENSATIONAL copy, but also the strategy to adapt it seamlessly to our voice.
The entire process was so smooth, thoughtful, and inspired! It was such a huge relief (and even better investment) to bring Jess on. Jess has it all.
It’s been years of working together, and I absolutely refuse to use anyone else.”
— Kim Cruikshanks
Co-Owner | Cooking Giftset Co.
Never again worry if what you’ve written is good enough to get the sale.
Like — never, ever again.