In case of a
copy emergency,
break glass.
1:1 intensives that accomplish more in 2 days than you’ve gotten done in 3 months.
A universal
law of the
Universe:
The more excited you are are about an idea, the harder it can feel to execute on your own. (Back-asswards logic, but the resistance is real.)
If your undying passion has led to procrastination, let’s tidy up your to-do list in 48 hours flat.
Because no matter how long it’s lain dormant, that Big Dream you’re in love with deserves to be launched.
A universal
law of the
Universe:
The more excited you are are about an idea, the harder it can feel to execute on your own. (Back-asswards logic, but the resistance is real.)
If your undying passion has led to procrastination, let’s tidy up your to-do list in 48 hours flat.
Because no matter how long it’s lain dormant, that Big Dream you’re in love with deserves to be launched.
“I’m already getting an increase in followers and subscribers, JUST from using the social media bio Jess drafted for me.”
“I have changed nothing else, I have not increased my outreach or engagement, and I have not been featured in any new media. JUST the social media bio. I can’t wait to get the rest of these words up on my site.”
During your devoted 48 hours, we’ll tackle copy for one project, like:
1 full webpage
Like we did for oVertone.
Get more clicks, follows & buys from people who feel like your products & services are a gift to purchase. Like, as good as one of those magic birthday checks from grandma.
5 nurture emails
Like we did for AAA.
Let’s charm your people on autopilot with the emails & pop-up copy that optimize your opt-in. (Disclaimer: Your list may grow like a little freak o’ nature.)
3 complete blog posts
Like we did for Acuity & Squarespace.
Boost your SEO & gain more organic traffic with our blog posts that get proven results. We handle it all, so all you need to do is copy, paste & publish.
10 product descriptions
Like we did for Nike.
Update your website listings & revamp your product packaging with the descriptions trusted by dozens of million-dollar companies you’ve seen in the wild.
1 memorable name
Like we did for Levi’s Jeans.
Whether you’re starting a new company, creating an event, or launching a new service, let’s drum up a name & tagline they can never stop saying.
10 social media captions
Like we did for Emily McDowell.
Take the mystery out of making a name of yourself with a set of social media captions (and new Insta bio!) that set the stage for real connection & engagement.
Investment ϟ $4,500
But go ahead and
skip these intensives
if you want:
✘ ENTIRE WEB COPY
We’ll need more time for this, don’tcha know.
✘ WHOLE SALES FUNNELS
This is a job for a bottle of whiskey & a few weeks.
✘ A SEASON OF TALK SHOW SCRIPTS
We want to know if he’s the father as much as the next guy, buuuut...
✘ SLOGANS FOR 77 BILLBOARDS
We saw the sign, and it opened up our eyes to longer timelines.
✘ LIFE THERAPY SESSIONS
Look, we can’t figure out how to meal prep, either.
A couple little ditties
we’re proud of:
Of hundreds of posts (contributed by multiple writers), out of the top 20 blog posts on the Acuity Scheduling website, 16 were written by us.
The #1 most-visited blog post on Squarespace in 2021 was conceived, researched, and written by us.
Our product signage for Olive & Olde's lead to a 25% increase in sales at markets and they've hired 3 new employees to keep up with demand.
For its anniversary, we wrote the product description for Nike’s best-selling tennis shoe of all time.
“Our Facebook community went from 60 people to over 4,000 in just a few months — thanks to Jess.”
“Her brain works differently than the average copywriter. Way better than any copywriter I've ever worked with. She has a gift for understanding what I want to say to reach and connect with my audience. Her copy is a really big reason for our success.”
— Karl Staib
Founder | Bring Gratitude
Everything we do here, we do with Verve & Vigour.
Curious about our condensed timelines?
All projects are tackled in just 2 days to keep the excitement, integrity, and momentum of the project cranked to max.
We’ve found this works well for super busy & neurospicy folks who find it tricky to show up consistently for feedback.
This isn’t two years of sticky back-and-forths. It’s two days of structured, bite-sized action.
All of the results. None of the overwhelm.
Here’s how it all shakes out:
— № 1 —
Today
You book a freebie 15-minute call with us to double check that we can make a major dent in your to-do list.
If we’re a match for makin’ magic together, we’ll send you a top secret booking link to schedule your intensive.
— № 2 —
Prep Work
Once you book, an email pops up in your inbox with all the must-know details, (like the link to meet for our calls).
You’ll take 20 minutes & fill out the intake questionnaire, plus pass over what we’ll be tackling during out time together.
— № 3—
Intensive Day 1
We hop on a phone call at 10 a.m. EST, and ask you all the nosy (and clarifying) questions.
For the rest of the day, think of us as Bigfoot — blurry in photographs, and elusive to the outside world. We'll be writing behind the scenes and doin' our thing.
You'll have the first full draft in your inbox by 7 p.m. EST.
Give it a read (or three), and then sleep on it. We make you pinky promise not to add your feedback until you’ve soaked up some good rest.
— № 4 —
Intensive Day 2
Hop back in your first draft, and add comments and feedback in the margins for us by 10 a.m. EST.
We polish up the second round on our end while you high-five the nearest passerby and hum a jaunty tune. The second draft is in your inbox by 1 p.m. EST.
Look it over at your leisure and add any comments in the margins.
Our final Zoom call at 4 p.m. EST for high-level live copy edits and perfecting. This is your hour to use however you'd like, so take advantage of us.
When you want it done yesterday, let’s tackle it tomorrow.
Investment ϟ $4,500
“Jess has ruined me for all other writers.”
“It’s just so effortless. We jam, I throw moolah at her, and AMAAZING copy gets sent. You’ll never be able to get rid of me, Jess! I’m here for life.”
“There’s not a single thing Jess could do better.”
“The beauty of working with Jess is that I I don’t even have to lift a finger because she does it all perfectly. The strategy level is insane. How is she this good?!”
— Stacie Jensen
“I never second guessed my choice to hire Jess.”
“My favorite thing about working with Jess is my favorite part of any relationship: trust. I trust her to do great work, and she does — every single time.”
— Mike Richeson
Stuff you’ll want to know before giving us money:
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Unlike full copy projects, these 2-day intensives let you skip big chunks of the waitlist and frolic to the front of the line while focusing on one piece of the copy puzzle.
While there’s always heavy strategy involved in whatever copy pieces we tackle, these intensives deliver more concrete copy than a consultancy or coaching session does.
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These 2-day intensives are $4,500 total. Typically, we ask for 50% at booking and 50% the day before we start.
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Look at you, you little overachiever!
The short answer: sorta.
The longer, more nuanced answer: before kicking off, you’ll get a carefully-developed quiz in your inbox that catches us up on the basics & helps us make the most of our time together. It takes about 20 minutes, and sets the foundation for our future adventures.
You'll also have your copy to review & comment on, and a final review call with us on Day 2.
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You can reschedule your intensives up to 72 hours in advance with absolutely zero penalty, because LIFE. (Your reschedule date is subject to availability.)
Intensives are non-refundable, but can be rescheduled for up to 6 months.
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Great question! You’ll need pretty open availability over these 48 hours to make the most of our time together.
On day 1 we have a kick off call, and you’ll review your copy for the first time.
On day 2, you’ll add your feedback, review the second version, and have a final wrap-up call with us.
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Yes, definitely. At the end of our session, you’ll have the polished & perfected copy in-hand, and ready to implement on your site or packaging.
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Each and every intensive is lead by our founder, lead copywriter & shouty mastermind, Jess Manuszak.
With over a decade in the industry and hundreds of major brands under her Batman utility belt, it’s time for GO-GO-GADGET BIZ GROWTH.
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According to New York state wildlife expert, Richert Thomas, woodchucks can (and do) chuck around 700 pounds of wood.
“I got my ROI within two weeks of Jess’ copy going live.”
“When Jess’ copy was incorporated into my site, my conversions went up in less than a week.
She went above and beyond in providing layout and visual strategy too, which was super helpful in communicating with my web designer.
Our goal for the project was to increase my discovery calls, which happened almost instantly, almost to the point I couldn’t believe it.
And those conversions have continued to go up every week, resulting in a slew of new clients.”
“This intensive is the best investment I’ve ever made.”
Before you call dibs on your intensive…
Let’s make sure we can
blow your dang mind.
Set the stage for momentum by scheduling your freebie 15-minute rap sesh.