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Business consultancy, coaching & live copy edits for unruly companies who crave action.
A brief snapshot of business ownership:
— Some Days —
“I have the freedom to make all the rules!”
— Other Days —
“I have the freedom to make all the rules?!”
If the endless possibilities feel more paralyzing than empowering, we’re here to show you the smartest path forward.
Because decisions don’t have to be daunting.
(And we know what we’re doing.)
“Within the first 10 minutes of our call, Jess cleanly solved the problem my business partner and I had been wrestling with for over a year.”
“We finally feel centered and excited to move forward with our business, and our minds are totally blown. Hire Jess immediately. Her genius is genuine, awe-inspiring magic. I don’t know how she does it.”
— Jennie Armstrong
Founder | Wild Awake Publishing
Our consultancy brings all the boys to the yard.
Then it grows their businesses.
1 Dedicated Hour
Get unfettered access to a decade of industry expertise. After completing your intake, this 60-minute session is centered on where you’re stuck most.
Recorded Sessions
Everything happens on Zoom video, meaning you get the full audio and video recordings to visit & revisit until the end of time. (Or another Y2K.)
Full Call Notes
Immediately get your mitts on the live, working document that we develop together during your session to keep forevermore.
Transparent Advice
No upselling, lofty buzzwords, or recs to drink more water. Instead, you’ll get a checklist of clear next steps so you feel confident moving forward.
Tender Accountability
We’ll be popping in two weeks after your session to see how everything’s going. No judgement ever — just a helpful hidey-ho.
Retirement Enthusiasts
Your time is money, but your money is also money. That’s why you leave with real advice you can implement. Our goal is to coach ourselves out of a job.
“I worked with a business strategy coach for 9 expensive months.
Jess surpassed in an hour what the other coach didn't do in nearly a year.”
“Jess way overdelivered and was so quick in getting to the root of the problem that I had been flailing around with for WEEKS.
Within 5 minutes we had my business name nailed. Any money spent elsewhere is a waste when you can get Jess to change everything and clear the fog in an hour.”
“Not only did Jess get my vibe, she got it better and way quicker than I did!!”
— Wilma MacDonald
Founder & Nutritional Therapist
Maverick Motherhood
These sessions are perfect if you’re lookin’ for:
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Let’s pinpoint why people aren’t clicking, buying, or going ga-ga over you (like we all know they should) — and make a plan of attack for improvements.
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Know exactly what to sell, how to price it, and where to start marketing your new offer. If worrying about your services has kept you from falling asleep, let’s figure it out. (Then we’ll read you a bedtime story. Duh.)
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Not sure what freebie to offer — or which emails come next? Let’s nail down a plan for nurturing the everloving heck out of your customers, clients & future biggest fans.
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Stuck on a name? Annoyed by your bio? Take 1 hour for collaborative brainstorming between you and Jess. Finalized copy isn’t guaranteed from these coaching sessions, but they always lay the groundwork for great ideas.
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Peek behind our velvet curtain & ask nosy questions about how we structure our systems, handle client onboarding, or get clients. Ask and ye shall receive.
Investment ϟ $500
But go ahead and skip these if you want:
✘ PHYSICAL WEB COPY
Since this is strategy, you won’t get full, wireframed web copy.
✘ GUARANTEED SUCCESS
We will do everything in our power to help you win the most. We’ll give you the ingredients to take over the world — but then you’ve gotta get your hands dirty.
✘ SLOGANS FOR 14 BILLBOARDS
We saw the sign, and it opened up our eyes to longer timelines.
✘ LIFE THERAPY SESSIONS
Look, we can’t figure out how to meal prep, either.
“The consultancy session was well worth it after the first 5 minutes.”
“These ideas and insights are GOLD! When Jess says it's her goal to blow your mind by over-delivering, she’s not messing around, she MEANS IT.
I LOVED everything about it. It went way beyond my expectations. My only regret was not booking it sooner. I want more forever.”
“Forget every other thing on your to do list and BOOK JESS.”
— Krista Kankula
Founder | Revel in the Mess
Stuff you’ll want to know before giving us money:
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Unlike full copy projects, there’s a lot more collaboration involved between us during these sessions — so this is perfect for people who want an inside look at how the sausage (and conversion copy) is made.
They give you a chance to get our brains on tap whenever you need it most — at way less than it costs to partner with us on a traditional project.
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Consulting and strategy is $500 per session. Typically we love a good payment plan, but for these bad boys, payment is due in full when you book.
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Look at you, you little overachiever!
The short answer: sorta.
The longer, more nuanced answer: before kicking off, you’ll get a carefully-developed quiz in your inbox that catches us up on the basics & helps us make the most of our time together. It takes about 20 minutes, and sets the foundation for our future adventures.
You'll also have action items after we meet to turn over in your head, daydream about, and ultimately implement.
BINGO, BANGO!
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You can self-reschedule your consulting call up to 48 hours in advance with absolutely zero penalty, because LIFE.
If you reschedule on shorter notice, we won't charge you, but we might be a little annoyed. #realtalk
Strategy session investments are nonrefundable, but can be rescheduled for up to 6 months.
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Great question! You’ll want to take about 20 minutes before our session to fill out your intake questionnaire & catch us up to speed.
Then, we'll need your undivided attention on your actual call.
It's all done via Zoom video, so make sure your cat is standing by to walk all over the keyboard.
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No notes required!
Right after our sessions, you’ll get links to the Zoom video recording and our collaborative meeting doc, plus any relevant screenshots and the date Jess will be checking in to see how you’re doing.
This way, you can focus on our time together without worrying about taking notes. We give you the game plan — from our brains to your business — so you always have it on-hand.
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Each and every strategy session is lead by our founder, lead copywriter & shouty mastermind, Jess Manuszak. With over a decade in the industry and hundreds of major brands under her Batman utility belt, it’s time for GO-GO-GADGET BIZ GROWTH.
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According to New York state wildlife expert, Richert Thomas, woodchucks can (and do) chuck around 700 pounds of wood.
“We accomplished more in our single session than I've gotten done in a year-long mastermind.”
“I left the session with pages (plural) of notes, actionable steps, a Big Picture plan, and a steamer trunk full of self-confidence. Before I realized what was happening, I started believing in my business.”
— Kelly C.
We lick your elbow
for hours at a time.
You can’t lick your own elbow, read the label from inside the jar, or get enough objectivity in your biz to figure out what makes sense — and what comes next.
Pass the jar. We’ve got you.
Investment ϟ $500